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Post by pktwatch on Jan 3, 2012 0:46:19 GMT -5
The conversation went something like this: her "Did you just fart"? me "Does it smell like a DS fart"? her "I don't know, what does a DS fart smell like"? Me (surprised that she does not know by now) "Well both dogs are laying right here, what have you fed them"? her "well they did eat a little of my steak fat tonight". Me, "I guess I am lucky, I ate my steak fat myself". About 15 min later........... her "damn dogs, they did it again"! me 'hhhheeeeeee"  Thinking to myself, I need to keep these dogs close to me at all times! |
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Post by smokinstella on Jan 3, 2012 0:59:46 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by sherbearmama on Jan 3, 2012 1:22:39 GMT -5
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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Post by Dudette on Jan 3, 2012 4:10:00 GMT -5
DS farts aren't human... so it's really easy to confuse them with dog farts.  |
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Post by vanishingmom on Jan 3, 2012 6:11:37 GMT -5
LoL Thanks for the early morning chuckle!
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Post by Sandra C. on Jan 3, 2012 8:34:01 GMT -5
I did blame the cat a few times, she is always close to us!!!
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Post by ms2mrsmyers on Jan 3, 2012 8:38:49 GMT -5
Hahaha I'm going to keep this in mind for when I'm post op :-)
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Post by Joanne on Jan 3, 2012 9:06:15 GMT -5
Last night I was upstairs in our bedroom, getting ready for bed. My husband usually locks up and is right behind me. But last night he seemed to be taking a long time. When he finally came up I was in bed and asked him what took so long. He said that he thought he stepped in some dog poop while walking the dog so he was looking at his shoes….but then he realized I had probably just farted.
He said it so matter of fact, and then I replied that I did, very matter of fact. A few minutes later we both started laughing at how this somehow became normal conversation in our house.
Disclaimer for any new DS'ers or Wannabe DS'ers - I ate some cake last night which was the culprit, life isn't like this every day...
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Post by msbatt on Jan 3, 2012 9:13:31 GMT -5
The conversation went something like this: her "Did you just fart"? me "Does it smell like a DS fart"? her "I don't know, what does a DS fart smell like"? Me (surprised that she does not know by now) "Well both dogs are laying right here, what have you fed them"? her "well they did eat a little of my steak fat tonight". Me, "I guess I am lucky, I ate my steak fat myself". About 15 min later........... her "damn dogs, they did it again"! me 'hhhheeeeeee" Thinking to myself, I need to keep these dogs close to me at all times! You're really INTO this, ain't you? (*grin*) |
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Post by msbatt on Jan 3, 2012 9:14:52 GMT -5
DS farts aren't human... so it's really easy to confuse them with dog farts. I live with two dogs who pass some really EVIL farts. Worse than DS farts, I promise. I still love them, anyway. |
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Post by anewmii on Jan 3, 2012 12:17:40 GMT -5
hahaha! gotta love it!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2012 15:09:33 GMT -5
;D Awesome story! Gave me a smile at work...
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Post by Psyche on Jan 4, 2012 15:41:15 GMT -5
Bwahahahahahaha!
I am glad my husband's sense of smell does not work well. We have no pets to blame it on and my son can no longer be blamed.
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Post by trxxyy on Jan 4, 2012 16:01:09 GMT -5
I have blamed it on my 3 year old who still isn't potty trained. The only time I get away with this is if I am in public and it slips out and no other members of my family are with me and my youngest. If somebody walks by I make sure and say "It smells like somebody really needs a diaper change". It's not my fault if the person walking by assumes I am talking about my son. doh!
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Post by momx4 on Jan 4, 2012 19:00:30 GMT -5
too funny!
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Post by justelizabeth on Jan 4, 2012 20:19:20 GMT -5
You can not claim true greatness until you chase the dog from the room with your farts. I did that the first 2 weeks after my surgery. Poor Fuzzy Butt. He went to the kitchen and looked at me like "Is it safe to come back yet?"
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Post by zoetrope on Jan 4, 2012 21:03:45 GMT -5
Super job on the method acting, pocketwatch! Keep those dogs near you at all times.
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Post by yorkie on Jan 5, 2012 9:03:18 GMT -5
When I first got together with my bf, I had eaten some cake while at the store and on the way home I farted. I opened the truck windows on the way home and thought it had gone. When I got to the house my bf opened the truck door for me and said "damm, who farted??"...I was mortified so I blamed one of the yorkies......
Now we laugh about it as we live together and he can recognise a DS fart a mile away......But the Yorkie does smell bad when she lets one out!lol
Yorkie xx
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Post by Happy DSr on Jan 6, 2012 1:08:47 GMT -5
you should be reported for abuse of those poor dogs!
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Post by bb212 on Jan 6, 2012 1:22:10 GMT -5
I did blame the cat a few times, she is always close to us!!! I tried to blame a cat once, but the cat got a whiff of it and left the room. |
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Post by pattyl1 on Jan 6, 2012 1:26:48 GMT -5
Dan used to blame the dogs even before he has his DS!
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Post by bb212 on Jan 6, 2012 4:40:41 GMT -5
Dan used to blame the dogs even before he has his DS! *hugs* |
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Post by smokinstella on Jan 6, 2012 10:34:52 GMT -5
Both my girls can clear a room in no time flat, I don't dare not have some sort of air freshener by me. Can't wait till I can return the favor.
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Post by supershae on Jan 6, 2012 15:16:23 GMT -5
Ha! This is hysterical
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Post by jjthejetplane on Jan 6, 2012 15:36:17 GMT -5
In the early months I could be quite loud and had longevity-- I think I may have lasted like 25 seconds! LOL
Easier to hide these days.
Very funny Pocketwatch... I think most people blame their dogs when it isn't always them.
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Post by Dudette on Jan 6, 2012 17:57:35 GMT -5
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Post by Dudette on Jan 6, 2012 18:00:49 GMT -5
The Burrito Fart and the Question Fart (page 2) kill me. LOL!
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