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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2012 13:01:29 GMT -5
 I don't think I have a fissure...just a really sore place. And now, gray-haired and age 65, I have to go hang out at the Adult Toy store...
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Post by pattyl1 on Jan 30, 2012 14:34:49 GMT -5
Sounds like fun to me. The first time I went in one of those places I had to have a friend explain quite a few objects and how they were used. It was quite entertaining to say the least. And it was an education as well.
There's nothing like new experiences at any age!
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Post by Heather on Jan 30, 2012 14:48:26 GMT -5
First time I ever went into one was last year for a gag gift, I was in awe of any woman or man that could handle the double fister or the great american challenge.
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Post by kirmy on Jan 30, 2012 17:24:33 GMT -5
Hmmm I only just recently discovered Cottaging wasn't a lovely type of home exchange involving the Cotswold's.
We live and learn....hope your tradesman's entrance settles nicely.
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Post by freckled1 on Jan 30, 2012 18:34:53 GMT -5
You have my sympathies....both for the pain and for having to go to the adult store.
Trina
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Post by annaleigh on Jan 30, 2012 19:03:59 GMT -5
Oh lord, I went to a toy store for anal ease. The salesperson proceeded to give me tips on usage... complete with his own experience with the product. TMI, people!
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Post by loulou7 on Jan 30, 2012 19:18:18 GMT -5
I guess I'll sound totally stoopid, but why you gotta go to the adult toy store?
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Post by Heather on Jan 30, 2012 19:21:15 GMT -5
Hmmm I only just recently discovered Cottaging wasn't a lovely type of home exchange involving the Cotswold's. We live and learn....hope your tradesman's entrance settles nicely. Damn I posted <---------off to google "cottaging" than I went to quote myself and accidentally deleted. Anyway aha, it appears as though Cottaging was one of the various reasons I divorced ex, only here it is called a glory hole lol |
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Post by justelizabeth on Jan 30, 2012 20:09:21 GMT -5
Hmmm I only just recently discovered Cottaging wasn't a lovely type of home exchange involving the Cotswold's. We live and learn....hope your tradesman's entrance settles nicely. Damn I posted <---------off to google "cottaging" than I went to quote myself and accidentally deleted. Anyway aha, it appears as though Cottaging was one of the various reasons I divorced ex, only here it is called a glory hole lol Oh!!! I was just going to google that too. |
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Post by hoosiermama on Jan 30, 2012 20:13:56 GMT -5
Yeah, but what do you get at the adult toy store? I might need this some day and don't wanna walk in there and say I have a fissure and something in here will help...please get me two in case the first one breaks...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2012 20:23:54 GMT -5
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Post by kblubyu on Jan 30, 2012 20:28:54 GMT -5
Hahaha, tradesman entrance! You guys kill me. I was praying for no pain with my surgery....now I'm praying for no fissure!
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Post by loulou7 on Jan 30, 2012 21:27:50 GMT -5
Oh. I did not read that. I saw Anal Fissure as the topic and my sphincter tightened and I knew I didn't want to read anything further. And now that I've read it, my sphincter is having spasms. I may be headed to the Adult Toy store myownself, and I sure hope I don't run into anyone I know.  |
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Post by beth28 on Jan 30, 2012 23:10:34 GMT -5
Oh, the mental images this thread has given me! I've only been to an "adult" store twice. The first time was kinda like daring myself to go in. The second time, hubby and I went with some friends to find a gag gift for a mutual friend of ours who was turning 21. We got him a blow-up sheep. It actually "bleated" every time it's, um, backside was "bumped" or whacked.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2012 23:54:10 GMT -5
Oh, the mental images this thread has given me! I've only been to an "adult" store twice. The first time was kinda like daring myself to go in. The second time, hubby and I went with some friends to find a gag gift for a mutual friend of ours who was turning 21. We got him a blow-up sheep. It actually "bleated" every time it's, um, backside was "bumped" or whacked. Oh, my. I fell asleep on the couch one night and awakened to two chicks LOOKING like HSN or QVC, but talking about and showing us a dildo...discussing length and width and making me wonder if I was awake. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2012 8:32:00 GMT -5
If you have time (i.e., a prescription that will tide you over), you can order Anal Eaze over the Internet. It will come in a plain brown wrapped box. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2012 9:10:46 GMT -5
If you have time (i.e., a prescription that will tide you over), you can order Anal Eaze over the Internet. It will come in a plain brown wrapped box. ;D Nah...I was dx'd with hemorrhoids at birth and they almost never bother me. But right now, I want SOMETHING!! |
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Post by scoob on Jan 31, 2012 9:18:51 GMT -5
Anal Fissures scare the hell out of me. I do my best to control the consistency of my poo and take Diana's advice and never "spread 'em" too far apart. BUT if I ever have to, toy store here I come. I'm not too proud. If you gotta you gotta.
Hope your ass pains are better soon, Sue!
Ruby
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