I guess I should thank Starbucks

[countof3]

For saving me money. About twice a month I get a skinny latte. Last night on a 2 hour drive home I stopped to get one.

It clearly wasn't skinny although didn't realize it until too late. I had one of my gastric colic episodes (think dumping, within 15 minutes, no sweats or other warning just instant liquified intestines).

Stuck in 80, no bathroom for the next 5 miles, slowly cursing under my breath as I tried to stop the inevitable.
So thank you lady who didn't know what skinny meant. I'm terrified to ever set foot in starbucks again. I'm happy with my home lattes.

[Avonlea]

Oh my goodness! That sounds awful! Do you feel better now?

[Heather]

I get so frustrated by incorrect orders, not just bc of inconvenience but do food places not know the damage they can do by a wrong order? Giving a diabetic reg soda instead of diet or diet instead of reg to someone with PKU?

[countof3]

I'm better today. Yes it was the worst driving trip ever I agree, those mistakes can be serious.

[Deleted]

oh, dear.

are you sure you didn't react to the lactose?

[countof3]

Bo I consume a lot of lactose and beverages react. Sugar is a killer for ne now. A teeny bit I can handle but past that it is bad. Not worth challenging lol.

[glennbarr]

My solution is to put on an adult diaper under your clothes before returning to Starbucks. It's insurance eh? Now order with confidence!

[countof3]

LMAO glennbarr!!!